Screwed By A Pipe Fitting

[Intro] Black Thread Union… Yeah, that’s the band Not the three-quarter-inch Malleable iron union, man [Verse 1] I wrote ten songs about addiction Trauma, love, relapse, and skin Google said “Did you mean gas lines?” Thanks a lot, you fucking metal bin I’m bleeding into my choruses Trying to build a name that sticks Home Depot’s got position one With black malleable iron clicks [Pre-Chorus] ASME ANSI? Everybody ranking over me Natural gas What the hell is LP? I’m just trying to sing in key [Chorus] I’m getting screwed by a pipe fitting Buried by a union nut I got riffs and scars and a crooked grin They got pressure ratings and better luck Screwed by a pipe fitting That’s my big career so far I made a whole damn band called Black Thread Union And lost to lame ass industrial hardware [Verse 2] Female pipe thread on both ends Honestly that line writes itself I’m pushing dark rock and broken hearts The algorithm wants plumbing help Three-eighths, half-inch, three-quarter All these fittings got more reach than me I’m making art out of loose ends They’re moving gas with authority [Pre-Chorus] Rust resistant Pressure tested I’m over here half-undressed and restless Code compliant Built to last I’ve got emotional damage and a mastering pass [Chorus] I’m getting screwed by a pipe fitting Buried by a union nut I got riffs and scars and a crooked grin They got pressure ratings and better luck Screwed by a pipe fitting That’s my big career so far I made a whole damn band called Black Thread Union And lost to industrial hardware [Bridge] Black thread unions are threaded pipe fittings Designed to connect two sections of pipe While allowing future disassembly… Yeah? Well I’m a threaded human being Designed to connect two sections of damage While allowing future public humiliation [Breakdown] Three-quarter inch Half-inch pain Pressure-tested Still insane Black iron heart Industrial dread Page two on Google Might as well be dead [Final Chorus] I’m getting screwed by a pipe fitting Buried by a union nut I got songs, smoke, and a name worth keeping They got propane specs and a better month Screwed by a pipe fitting Still the funniest way to lose Black Thread Union, baby Pipe dream with a bad attitude [Outro] Not for potable water… But somehow still safe for heartbreak